jokes about hot weather

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Its so hot out I walked through a car wash to remember what rain felt like.

. Although it does make me look a bit gay. Your car overheats before you drive it. I think it might just be me I said with a smirk. The trees are whistling for dogs.

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They often lie about showers. Why do fish swim in saltwater. She expected some change in. Top 10 Funniest Hot Weather Jokes and Puns Right after takeoff a pilot comes on the microphone to welcome his passengers.

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The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts. The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts. The palace meteorologist assured. Its so hot out that my sweat is sweating.

Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open. What word does a mermaid use to address her. Here weve compiled the best weather jokes one-liners that will make you chuckle so hard. Is it hot in here She asks me.

Its so hot that you could actually cook a full English breakfast on my forehead. One turns to the other and says I hope the rain keeps up Oh why So it doesnt come down. Because pepper makes them sneeze. You can make instant sun tea.

Its so hot I got condensation on my backside from the water in the toilet bowl. Lesson in History The king wanted to go fishing and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. How do we know that the ocean is friendly. A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining the breeze is blowing the birds are singing and the lawnmower is broken.

What is a queens favorite kind of precipitation. Threes a cloud What do you call a bear that got caught in a storm. Although it does make me look a bit gay. 35 The hottest day of the week is Sun-day.

My mother does not do well in hot weather which is bad because we live in the desert. Unlike oysters were not shellfish. Not getting it she pushes harder. Your dream house is any house in Alaska.

Its so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them. She was complaining today about the heat inside the house. You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off. Two Star Weather Jokes Two guys sitting in at a football match waiting for the game to start.

34 Coming up with weather-related puns is a breeze. What did the beach say to the tide when it. 37 I tried to catch some fog but I. Thank you for flying with us.